The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast

Long running, twice-weekly Scottish football podcast which prides itself on covering the fortunes and misadventures of teams throughout the SPFL. With content and an attitude you won't find anywhere else, The Terrace is sometimes analytical, sometimes funny, mostly informal and always has a passion for the Scottish game.

• I’d be as well up there throwing crisp packets at corners
• Every day we move further away from god
• For heaven’s sake, Jim Low is on the deck!
• The tiny bathroom sink
• Like a Guy Ritchie character
• Mrs Paddock
• Having a Laugh With... Montrose manager Stewart Petrie
• A bemused review of Scotland 1-2 Slovenia
• Scotland's utter dominance as Sebastien Pocognoli's 'evolution not revolution' takes shape
• Oi, everybody! Little surprise for you: Richard Blackwood
• Tell Robbie Ure he’s Dino Zoff
• An encouraging review of Sebastien Pocognoli’s first game as Scotland boss
• We're watching this, when for less money we could be watching Robert De Niro and Al Pacino
• A marvellous review of the weekend's Scottish Premiership
• Having a Laugh With... Elgin City manager Stefan Laird
• Jamie Hamill and his weird red face
• Rangers had a better transfer window than Celtic
• 500 per cent respect!
• Wouter of Desire
• Batten down the hatchets!
• F*** those Balkan pensioners!
• Stefan Laird's funniest home videos
• The Dundee derby delivers... again!
• Bull castration controversy
• Every Which Way But Loose
• John Kettley is a weather man... and so is Michael Fish!
• Very much on the stupid side
• Oh ya beezer
• A 15-minute power cut
• A mandatory review of Monday's Scottish Premiership
• A jaunty review of Sunday's Scottish Premiership
• A hopeful review of the first Saturday of the 2026/27 Scottish Premiership
• A thorough analysis of the opening match of the 2026/27 Scottish Premiership
• The big 2026/27 Scottish Premiership season preview
• NEW: The Low Block - Kasper Hogh ARRIVES! First thoughts on new £11m Celtic man and reaction to Craig McLeish's comments
• 11-hour preview podcast on the Scottish lower leagues
• The best moments from the end of the 2025/26 Scottish football season
• How will Steve Clarke be remembered as Scotland manager?
• The morning after the s***e before
• A furious review of Scotland 0-3 Brazil