"SPURS ARE BACK!!" Sports Bar Lock In WATCHALONG HIGHLIGHTS as Spurs BEAT Coventry 3-1!

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Spurs 3-1 Coventry watchalong: hosts mock the defending, Vuskovic sale and league position

This is talkSPORT's Sports Bar Lock In watchalong of Spurs v Coventry, with hosts and callers reacting live. Spurs win 3-1, but most of the show is banter about their defensive errors, their 16th-place league position and Coventry's performance; one host still claims at the end that Spurs play better football than most teams.

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We are watching Spurs versus Coventry. We are about to kick off live watch along. If you are tuning in, please subscribe to the channel. We want to get to 10,000 subscribers tonight cuz Spurs are going to slack commentary. No, >> you're not. >> And we're going to enjoy ourselves and have a good night. J, what you reckon? >> No, I'm going to have a good night. You're not winning today, mate. You're not winning. >> What do you mean we're not winning? >> What you mean we're not winning? >> HAVE YOU SEEN THE LEAGUE TABLE? >> COMMENTARY, MATE. THEY GOT COMMENTARY. We banned league table. >> No, the league table. There's no there's no league tables allowed on this lockin. All right. Bottom. Bottom again. Here we go. Up the cos first. >> I'd love nothing more than comventry. >> Genuinely, mate. Do you think we will win tonight? We'll win tonight. >> I don't know whether you will now the game's kicked off, mate. Worry for you. >> We need a good start. We need a good start. >> Pump down. Pump down field. There we go. UP THE CO. OH, >> HONESTLY, THERE'S A SHOT ON TARGET INSIDE THE FIRST 5 SECONDS. JAY, >> YOU KNOW WHAT, MATE? >> YOU LOOK AT IT AGAIN. >> Been like, "Right, we're playing commentary. Dung-ho football." >> You know what we doing, by the way, what are we doing? They're all over us, mate. What are we doing? >> That's brilliant. Flicked it on. Toasted. >> Oh, mate. We're all over the place. >> Gone. 2v1. >> Gone. GONE. GONE. PUT IT IN THE BOX. PUT IN MY SCORE. SCORE. SCORE. >> They haven't scored. THEY HAVEN'T SCORED. WHAT ARE WE DOING? WE'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE AT THE BACK. >> BY THE WAY, BY THE WAY, I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS defended by Van Heck. HE'S DONE BRILLIANTLY. >> WE'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. >> WHAT IS THIS? >> HONESTLY, HAVE YOU GOT 10 MEN ON THE PITCH? >> WE'RE PLAYING THREE AT THE BACK. WE'RE SIXES AND SEVENS. WHAT ARE WE DOING? >> WHAT ARE WE DOING? >> IT COULD BE TWO UP. JAY, it could be two up. >> Oh, he's come off his head. HE'S GONE DOWN. HE'S COLLAPSED. It's come off his head. >> Jace, what are we doing? What are we doing? Why have we started like this? That's good play actually from Kudos Robinson. I don't think Robinson can do much more. You know, it's on the left hand side. He puts it across that area. Where's Sanken? I'm watching Sankeni now. He's got to >> Honestly, this is >> Oh, he's got to be a bit quicker. >> This is outrageous, mate. The amount of things. All I can see is Guff. Come on, KV. Guff. CV looked decent. Guff. What's Kundy's Barnet looks sensational? >> There we go. >> Got it. MADNERS. WHAT A GOAL. WHAT A GOAL. JAMES MADISON, GET IN THERE, YOU BEAUTY. YOU LITTLE MUG. YOU MUG. COME ON. THE SPURS. GET IN. WHAT A GOAL. JAMES MADISON. YOU ABSOLUTE WELDING SON. COME ON. IT'S BEEN COMING. I TOLD YOU I'VE SEEN SO COMING. THERE COULD BE 3-0 DOWN. >> COME ON, SPURS. YOU LITTLE MUGS. LET'S DO THEM. LET'S DO THEM. OH, MATE. WHAT A GOAL. IT'S A PEAR. THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. BIT OF MAGIC IN THE NUMBER 10. >> WHEN WAS THE LAST time we started? >> May 25. >> Mate, mate 25. >> Come on. I've lost I've lost I've lost me headphones. >> May 25. >> Mate, get in. What's a goal? Great build up. What's a header toss? >> I THINK HE might be offside you though, J. >> Oh, shut up, mate. He's on the edge of THE BOX. KUDOS. BANG. SEE YOU LATER. >> To be fair, he he's just loop. >> This is an ABSOLUTE PER LOOPY. >> OH, THAT'S JAMES MADISON. THAT IS why you are topped on. Come on. >> It's great. >> It's a great goal. >> It's picture perfect. >> It's a great goal. >> He just he just walked onto it. Just a loopy one. Bench it. Wait. The keeper watch right. I hope all of you mugs. All right. All of you people on this live chat saying Spurs ARE GUFF JUST WITNESS absolute pear. >> Absolute charlatans mate. You >> hate it when Spurs are actually decent. >> You actually hate it. It just ruins everything for you. You got no mask, no banter, no fun, nothing. >> Mate, the last 3 years I've had too much fun. It's almost not fair. It's almost illegal how much fun I've had with you lot. >> Don't worry, we've got you lot next week, mate. We're going to give you an absolute pasting. Absolute. >> Right, Jace, we've got a call, right? So, we put it out. New listeners, right, everyone. We're going to get proper top class content, top class phone in, top class people calling up. Do you want to first caller? >> Go on. >> 100% Mo. RIGHT, MO. >> GOD, GET RID OF >> WHY HAVE YOU GOT WHY HAVE WE LET HIM ON? >> Get rid of him. >> Easy. You're going to win again, MAN. YOU'RE GOING TO WIN AGAIN, >> MATE. We're looking good. We're looking good. Mo, >> mate, we're looking good. >> BY THE WAY, THAT'S A BOOKING. THAT IS A BOOKING. THE SAME JUST BRING BALL DOWN. SANKI, BOOK HIM, REF. BOOK HIM. >> 100% BOOKING. >> CANDY. pretend he just he's just injured bananas, MAN. HE CAN'T SAY ANYTHING TO YOU TONIGHT. YOU'RE GOING TO WIN 4-0. >> WHAT'S THAT? >> 4 TONIGHT. TONIGHT, JIMMY G, YOUR DREAM'S GOING TO COME TRUE. >> I TOLD YOU, MATE. Why do you Why do you care? Why are you phoned up? Why are you phoned up? >> You know, listen. Tonight. Tonight. Yeah. Jimmy G is going to be smiles and he deserves it. And Candy, you get ready, boy, cuz we are going to give you a whooping. Behave yourself. We're coming for you, Candy. >> What do you mean? You'd only come from us be from behind. Dandy, listen. >> Now you're behind us. Is that where you're going to come from? You're going TO COME FROM BEHIND. >> AND WE ARE GOING TO GIVE YOU THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW AND THE DGT. >> Would you rather eat toenail or support Spurs? >> Toenail. >> You'd rather eat toenail? My toenail? You'd rather eat my toenail than support Spurs? >> Put it in a sandwich, mate. I won't even notice it goes down. Put in a chicken sandwich. Eat toenail. Your toenail. Bang. Done. >> Well, no. I'm not putting it in a sandwich. I'm going to I'm going to take off a bit of toenail. I'm going to give it to you. >> I'll just I'll just chew it. Eat toenail. I just I'm not sports birds. Give me something else I'll chew and eat and I'll tell you now. >> Okay. >> I mean toenail. I mean where where else you want to go here? >> What do you mean? There's a lot. There's plenty of places I could go. >> Well, wherever it is, I'm eating. Whatever body part you want, I'm eating it. >> Come on. One more chance before the break. Out wide. There you go. Robinson, get in a box. Get a delivery in before the whistle goes. GREAT BALL IN. CHANCE, SENI. Come on. >> Right. >> Nothing. Nothing. >> We have got 10K subscribers before Halime. >> The Sports Star lockin is already massive. >> Get in guys. Love that. Get involved in the show. It's Halime. IT IS JUST GONE. SPURS ARE ONE UP. WE GOT 10K SUBSCRIBERS. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. >> The comments are coming. And I'm going to try and read them as quick as they come in. Guffling slop spur. Yeah. >> Oh carrying candy. Guff crookie. >> Guff Tottenham spunks spur. >> Botox and hair guff. >> Chelsea will get >> Why is crooy get guffed off? >> Croo is. >> Poor crookie get. It's going so quick. Do you know what? >> Crookie for cund substitution. >> Guffy. >> My cookiey's all right. You know >> I'm not crooy. Good chat. Kulleski to score tonight. Who? Who's that? Who's Damian Guff? No, he can't do that. >> Guffstein. >> He can't do that. >> Andy Guffstein. >> Andy Guffstein. >> Andy Guffing. >> Um, >> love these two clowns. >> No, that's from Andy. >> Is it the hairline? Guff. >> No, it's not Guff. Guff. Guff. Go. Stop sending Guff. >> Can't keep sending Guff. >> Hold on. Uh, what are you doing? Are you picking your teeth with a pen? >> Nope. >> Did you just pick your teeth with a pen? >> Disgusting, mate. Wrong with you. Can't pick your teeth with a pen. >> I didn't do that. >> Right. Get on this. Right. So, we done a we done something earlier. We was working together. Right. There was some olives. All right. Everyone loves an olive. Right. Kundi, he got a toothpick out the back of his phone, opened up the olives, at the olives with the toothpick, finished the olives, and then put the toothpick back in his phone. >> That's a complete lie. >> That's not a lie. >> Complete lie. >> That you are. There's something wrong with you. >> No. Complete. >> Disgusting. >> So, here's what's going to happen. I'm going to open my back of my phone now. >> Yeah. >> Right. Open it. Now, >> if there's a toothpick in there, >> Yeah. >> you've told the truth. >> Go on then. >> All right. >> All right. Go on. Where's the toothpick? >> I'll let you open it. I want to see if this How do you open this? What is it? What phone is this? Is that What is that? Ain't no iPhone. Oh, can't hold on. We got Jurex. >> Why you GOT A CONDOM IN KILLED ME? >> WHY YOU got a condom in there? >> Kill me. >> What's that? >> Is it used? >> TENNER. TENNER. OH, HE'S GOT MONEY. HE'S GOT A TENNER. >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT? RIGHT. You always need a little bit of cash. You never know. Is there It's There's not toothpick in there, is it? >> YOU MEAN THERE'S NOT A TOOTHPICK IN THERE? IT'S A TOOTHPICK. >> THERE'S A TOOTHPICK IN THE BACK OF HIS PHONE. I was not lying. Candy, you're disgusting. You make me sick. You've got a toothpick. You've got to be the only man on the planet that has a toothpick in the back of his phone. It It smells of smells of olives. What? What else? And lube. Why you got You got a condom, a toothpick, and a tenner, mate. It's so It's so dodgy going on here. >> Jay, it's so dodgy. >> It's a good night out, mate. >> Oh, don't fail, Van Hecker. HE'S IN THE BOX. DON'T FAIL. DON'T FAIL. DON'T FAIL. NO. OH, NO. LET'S GO. >> IT'S HILARIOUS. I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU. HE SCORED. I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU. COMMENTARY. SUPER FRANKIE LE. IT'S AMAZING. IT'S AMAZING. I'M THE SUPER COUGH. I'M THE SUPER COUGH. I'M THE SUPER >> WHAT THE VAN HECKER DOING? WHAT IS VAN HECKER DOING? HE'S ABSOLUTELY IT'S AMAZING. >> NO, MATE. COME ON. IT'S GUFF, MATE. >> THE VAN COVE. >> WHAT IS VAN HECKER DOING? HE'S ABSOLUTELY TALKING. >> DON'T KNOCK HIM, JAY. >> GIVES IT AWAY ON THE J. MATE'S GOT TO HAPPEN. LOOK AT HIM, MATE. HE'S ABSOLUTELY TREADING WATER. HE'S NOT. HE'S TRYING HIS BEST, MATE. >> LOCK HIM. DON'T KNOCK HIM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT'S THE ARE WE DOING? WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHAT IS THIS? >> IT'S SO GOOD. It's so good. IT'S SO GOOD. HELL, MATE. >> SP SPURS ARE BACK. Spurs are back. >> That is absolutely toilet, mate. That is toilet. It is toilet. It is so spurs. HE'S SO SPURS. KINSKY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MATE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE IN GOAL. YOU'RE IN GOAL. SAVE THE BALL. VANEKA, MATE, I'M SICK OF HIM. GET HIM OUT OF HERE. GET HIM OUT OF HERE. CAN'T BELIEVE we sold Vuskovic for that pile of crap. >> I THREW YOU BACK. HOLD ON. WHAT'S CHANGED? WHAT'S CHANGED, >> MATE? HONESTLY, >> MATE, what are we doing? >> So, Spurs, >> Van Hecka, MATE, >> SPURS ARE BACK IN THE BOMB. >> YOU'RE BACK AT BOMB. LET ME JUST HOLD THEM. Need a live table. Hold on. >> Hold on. Hold on. Standing. >> Hold on. >> Oh, mate. What are we doing? >> Still. >> What are we doing? >> Still bottom. >> No, mate. This is a joke. It's a joke. I can't believe we conceded a goal. >> I can't believe we have conceded a goal. >> TOTTENHAM GUFFSBURG ARE BACK. >> I can't believe we conceded a goal. Van Hecka, mate. He has got cement in his boots. He has got cement in his boots. >> Hello. Hello, Jay. Just going to leave that there for a second. A >> talk to talk to the shirt. >> Where you doing, mate? Where you going? >> Back in a minute. Back in a minute. >> Where you going? Honestly, such a dib, mate. Where you going? >> Look, mate. Just have to have a little >> Where you doing, mate? Honestly, Jay J. You lot. You lot. New lot. Here we go. Medicine's on the ball. Jay Jay, best play on the pitch on the ball. Here he goes. HERE HE GOES. >> CHANCE. CHANCE. WHO IS THAT MISSING FROM SIX YARDS OUT? >> TOENAIL. MISSING. IT'S >> A TOENAIL. Let him off. It's toenail. You love him. >> Let the toenail off, mate. By the by the way, nothing's happening in the game. Spurs are knocking it about going nowhere. >> Mate, >> you know what? I was watching the game first half and I was watching Jamie's reaction and I thought, do you know what? He looks like he'd be enjoying life in a championship because no disrespect to Coventry. COME ON, RYAN. OFF YOU POP, SON. YOU STAND A CHAMPIONSHIP. IT'S 2-1 SPURS. MAROO, YOU BEAUTY. GET IN HERE, YOU MUG. JUST ON Q. RIGHT ON Q. HAVE THAT IN YOUR FACE. >> WHAT A VR. GO. >> YEAH. GET INVOLVED, J. >> WHAT? >> YEAH, ask get involved. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> YEAH, GET INVOLVED, MATE. Get involved, >> MATE. WHAT A GOAL. RYAN, OFF YOUR POP, SON. Stay in the championship. Yeah. Up the imp. >> Yeah. Not not your best. >> Not the best time phone call, Ryan. >> Oh, that's amazing. That's what I love. >> It's a IT'S A GREAT >> LINK PHONES UP AND WE BURY ONE TOP BIN. B. >> NO, IT'S NOT A FOUL. It's not a foul. It's not a fail. Moose has caught him in the in the nose. It's one of those It's an accidental elbow. It's not a fail. It's not a foul. He can't. He He He actually He does catch him, BUT IT'S NOT FOUL. >> OH, WHAT A GOAL. >> STRAIGHT FISH. There's no way VR's get involved in this. >> Breathe. I can breathe. >> No, it's not. He's not getting involved in this. I keep saving his fingers to it. Get his fingers to it. >> Is that foul? >> No. Do you know it's not? It's not foul. It's not foul. >> Oh, mate. >> No, IT'S NOT. >> COME ON. >> IT'S NOT FOUL. >> COME ON, SPURS. >> COME ON, COB. YOU GOT TO COME BACK NOW, COV. It's an It's an accident. Elbow doing it. Take >> What's the ref doing down over there? He might need treatment. >> Get up. Get up. You got done. Got done. >> He gets a whack in. He gets a whack in the movies. >> You got dumb, >> mate. I am buzzing. >> What? That was literally perfect time. The perfect time for a call from Ryan the Lincoln fan. Yeah. Up the >> up the imps. Keep yourself in the championship. >> Don't knock the imps, mate. You listen. Don't knock the imps, Jay. Don't knock the imps. >> Get in, mate. >> Don't knock them, mate. >> Get in. >> What a goal. Too welded. It was good goal. Good finish. Good. >> Come on the boys. >> Absolutely. >> Tottenham. >> Oh, I helped. >> Tottenham mask. I'm going to put the mask there for good luck. The mask are going up. >> Cob fans. They're close. >> I just can't wait to shuttle you mugged up. If you are watching the YouTube channel, uh the sports bar lockin, got 17,000 people in the live chat. All right. If you haven't subscribed to the channel, please subscribe to the channel. We want as many subscribers as we can tonight. We're going to give you loads of content throughout uh the next few for three, four, five, six, 10 years. If we make it big, mate, we could be huge. Could be like Mr. Beast. >> You said Mr. Bean for a second. >> No, not Mr. Bean. Mr. >> Beast. You know who Beast is? >> No. >> Brilliant. All right, maybe not Mr. Beast then. >> I show speed. I saw it with Cole Palmer doing some some sort of stuff. >> Yeah. Cole Palmer slapped him 180 nil, didn't he? FIFA. >> Didn't you play FIFA? No. What do >> you mean you you never played FIFA? Didn't you used to have a PlayStation when you was at Spurs and you used to take it on the on the cup? >> Yeah, I did. I did. >> I played Tomb Raider. >> You played Tomb Raider. We all know why you played Tomb Raider. Why'd you play that? >> Why'd you play Tomb Raider? >> Any game play? What do you mean? >> Well, you played Lara. >> Lara. >> Yeah. Why Why'd you play Tomb Raider? >> Great ball over the top by the way. Covering the silvers on the far stick. Don't foul. Cudas, that's a foul, ref. Referee, IT'S A FOUL. REF, IT'S A FOUL. IT'S A FOUL. REFEREE, >> WAIT. Why you watching Tomb Raider? What you doing? Why you playing? >> The graph is great. I know when you first come out, first one come out, she goes into the tomb, the cut and then all of a sudden come out. What's comes out >> shooting? Shooting everywhere. >> Yeah. Was you shooting? >> Do you mean I saying shooting the guns? You >> were shooting everywhere. >> No, the gun. Why are you Why is that shooting everywhere when you >> I'm just saying that's what happened. She walks in, gets her guns out >> and then it's everywhere. Shoot everywhere. >> Honestly, you had this terrible, mate. You can't I don't know how your brain's gone there. It's disgusting. >> I don't know what you're on about. >> No, me either. >> I just feel like it's a bit weird that you went you played >> 73 nearly 74 on the clock here. >> Laura Croft. To >> be fair, the graphics weren't great, mate. They look like they are now. There was a there was a lot of like sharp edges. >> They ain't the best. >> 73 minutes. Come on. Spurs 2-1. Here we go. >> JUST JUST SHUT UP. I don't want to hear about the league table. All right. We ain't won nothing yet. Just shut up a minute. Still got six minutes left of this game. >> I'm just just be quiet. You're unbelievable. >> Once in your life. Can you just shut up? >> You're unbelievable. You're unbelievable. When I pop you from being the bottom of the table, you don't like it. Now I'm telling you where you are and you still don't like it. >> I don't want to hear I can't win. >> I don't want to hear it. Okay. >> In behind. In behind. Fernandez. >> Where the >> No, that's nice. No. No. >> Mate, it's still 16th. I'm just going to give live updates. J. Come on, mate. YOU >> VAN HECKER'S GIVEAWAY HAVE FELL. RIGHT. LISTEN. Here's the league table. Bottom Sunderland. 19th Forest, 18th Fulham, 17th Coov, Spurs 16th. Jay, you can't argue with that, mate. >> Wait, someone just shut up a minute. Look, here we go. >> All right. Okay, let's have another word. Is that another word? >> Just shut up. Just shut up. >> You wait at the end of the game. Mark the man on the back. >> Then you're going to go where coming in. Ball coming in. Commentary. DEAL WITH IT. DEAL WITH IT. IT'S A FREE HEADER IN THE BOX. ANOTHER FREE HEADER. TWO FREE. THREE FREE HEADERS. FOUR. DEAL WITH IT. DEAL WITH IT. DEAL WITH IT. TALI, DO NOT LET HIM SCORE. DEAL WITH IT. HEAD IT AWAY. >> STILL 16TH. >> Still 16th. >> Still 16th. >> How long we got left? >> Still 16th. >> How long we got left? I can't do this. >> Still 16th. >> Where is he? >> Oh my god. Here we go. Commentary. Still 16th. Commentary in. Still in again. >> Still 16th. >> Oh, it's a corner. >> YOU'RE STILL 16TH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU. >> Don't Jay, SHUT THE LEAGUE table for 5 seconds, please. You're doing my editing. SERIOUSLY, SHUT UP. YES. YES. IT'S 3-1. BEN DAVIS, YOU BEAUTY. I TOLD YOU IT'S BEEN COMING. AND WE ARE BACK. WE'VE PUT THEM TO THE SWORD. COME ON, THE SPURS. GET IN. BEN DAVIS. >> 16. >> GO ON. OFF YOU POP. BACK UP TO THE MIDLANDS WHERE YOU BELONG. >> 16. COME ON. >> SAY YOU SAID THE WORD. Have you >> get in? >> 16th happy now. Say you said the word. The hypocrisy is unbelievable. If you look >> Come on. >> Have we got 15,000 subscribers? >> Don't be disappointed. OH, YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED. YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED. >> I'M JUST SAYING WELL DONE. YOU GOT 15,000 SUBSCRIBERS. HAVING A HAVING A PUPPET TELL. It's a good finish by the way. MAKES IT WELL. >> BEN DAVIS, WHAT IS >> BY THE WAY? THE KEEPER, MATE. Two of the You're >> 3-1. Spurs are back. >> No, I'm not having this for the keeper. >> Spurs are back. >> Oh, the keeper, mate. >> Spurs are back. All right, take that mate. >> Link that up. Bosch, 15,000 subscribers. 3-1 Spurs, off your pop, cov Lampard, off your pop, son. Gundy, off your pop, son. >> We're full. >> Spurs are back. >> We're fine. I mean, well done. So, you have Can I say it now? You're 16th. Well, I say that. Honestly, YOU >> REFEREE, IT'S A FOUL. >> THROWING YOUR TOYS OUT OF A PRAM, getting all that upset cuz you're 16th. >> Big switch. Big switch. >> I switch. Oh, >> go in cooler. Go on in. Go on then. Go on little back. All the BOYS ARE BACK. >> HEY, REFEREE. >> TOTTENHAM. >> Let's Let