A New Black & Yellow Café?! 🤨 But first coffee with Bellingham, Karetsas, Nmecha & Sabitzer
Dortmund players imagine a Black & Yellow café: who makes coffee, who bakes, who cleans?
Dortmund players imagine running a Black & Yellow café for a day and assign teammates to coffee, hosting, bin and washing-up duties. The segment is mostly light banter about personality and habits rather than a serious plan.
- In this café setup Maxi makes all the coffee while Schlotti washes up and serves — He jokes that this is simply Schlotti’s lot in life, so the reason is deliberately flippant
- A teammate is suited to hosting guests — He sees this teammate as level-headed and welcoming
- Julian Ryerson is the right man to run the coffee machine — He has seen Ryerson’s home coffee machine, which he calls futuristic kit for making a small espresso
- Felix is the right man for the dishes — Because he is a hard worker
- Maxi should also be part of the café team — Because he loves coffee
- This player is well suited to cleaning — The host says someone else also called him a hard worker and would hire him for cleaning, and the host agrees it fits
Imagine Borussia Dortmund opening its very own café! Who would Bellingham, Karetsas, Nmecha and Sabitzer team up with, and what role would each of them take on? Find out in the latest episode of “Erstma’n Käffken” – enjoy! 🤩 ▶ Subscribe & hit the bell: https://goo.gl/kujepC BVB-TV: https://www.bvb.tv/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/bvbofficial Twitter: https://twitter.com/BVB Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bvb09 Facebook: https://facebook.com/BVB TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bvb Website: https://www.bvb.de/ BVB
Transcript
- Maxi (Beier) makes all the coffee and Schlotti is supposed to do the washing-up and serve. - Why? - Just because. I reckon that’s his lot in life. - Now let’s just imagine you were to open a café for a day with two other players. Who would they be? And who would actually do what? Who’d make the coffee? Who’d bake the cake? And who might just be the waiter? - I think in mine, I’d probably pick If I’m the boss? - Yeah, it’s your coffee shop - Yeah, OK. - I mean, with two people, but you decide. - I’d make Carney (Chukwuemeka) sweep the floor. I’d make Ethan (Nwaneri) take out the bins. - OK. - And then I’d probably have him, you know, serving people. I think he’d be level-headed and welcoming. And then... I might even choose Felix to help Ethan take the bins out. And I’ll be there to laugh at them - A funny place, sounds like a good spot to go and have a coffee, so let me know when that happens. - Maxi’s making all the coffee and Schlotti’s supposed to do the washing-up and serve. - Why? - That’s just the way it is; I reckon that’s his lot in life. Just having a laugh. - Yeah, yeah, absolutely. No, Maxi and Schlotti. And I think I would put behind the coffee machine Julian Ryerson because he showed me at his home the coffee machine he has. It’s crazy! Like futuristic stuff just for a little espresso you know. And then I would have Jobe making the cakes. - Do you think you can really make a cake? - Why? - Just you look a little jolly you know, jolly guy - I'll be bring in good energy. - Good energy, yes. And then for the dishes, to do the dishes I would put Felix. - Felix? Why Felix? - Because he is a hard worker. - Okay, I’ll let him know you said that – that’s good. - I’d say Maxi too, because he loves coffee and all that. - Really? - Yes - Then Carney, because I just want to laugh all day long. I’ll tidy up for you all. - Really? - Yes - You wouldn’t have a problem with that? - No, no, I actually quite like it. - OK I asked someone else once, and they said too, that they’d hire you to do the cleaning, I think. - Who said that? - I don’t want to say that here. You’ll have to find out, you’ll have to find out! But the point was that you’re a hard worker, and that’s why - I’ll take that! - And that actually fits, doesn’t it? - I’ll take that, then.