Football Ramble

The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League, Champions League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously. In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them for the Premier League season as they discuss the biggest football stories in their inimitable style. No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the…

• Jack's Encyclopaedia: Prem Red cards, Portuguese Wolves and Real's CL Scorers
• The Preview Show: Bruno’s blog
• The Emperor’s New Broom
• Hormuz banana
• Mailbag: What’s going on at Newcastle United?
• Dinner money goals
• Jack's Encyclopaedia: Manchester United's treble-winning goalscorers, English talismen, and Leo Messi's pals
• The Preview Show: Can you hear the drums, Lisandro
• Jerry “the King” Lawlerfication
• Prometheus Ancelotti
• Bacon ball
• The Manchester City Museum
• Jack’s Encyclopaedia: Man City’s illegitimate players, Cristiano’s coaches, and successful Prem countries
• The Preview Show: El Couponico
• Mailbag: Are football's financial rules fair?
• The farewell tour
• Here comes the Shirtswapper
• Diamond Dog
• My Biddy Aunt: Statesiders
• The Preview Show: Eff off handsome
• Mailbag: Has this Premier League season become a farce?
• 830 million spondulicks
• The Bobby Williamson trail
• By order of the Premier League
• Jack's Encyclopaedia: Old Prem Men, assisting goalkeepers and scoring Nations Leaguers
• The Preview Show: Say hello to my wee friend
• Ramble Uncut: Dinner for six on André Onana’s back
• The Great Autumn International Break of 2026™
• Mailbag: Who's getting sacked this international break?
• Respect the brawl
• Marcus’ creamy peak | England squad reaction
• My Biddy Aunt: Spanish Superstars
• The Preview Show: Test of strength
• Manchester United: The Ghost of Grimsby
• Sweet Carabao
• Mopping up gravy
• The fat rat
• My Biddy Aunt: Strikers
• The Preview Show: That cat’s done nothing wrong
• Jus’ a Brassell